Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin poses more danger of creating world-destroying black holes than the Large Hadron Collidor.
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Little known fact: Sarah Palin makes Andrew Sullivan regret some key life choices.
Little known fact: Sarah Palin got Tom Brady pregnant, and then left him.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is the only woman who can make Tony Romo WIN a playoff.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin knows how old the Chinese gymnasts are.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin wears glasses lest her uncontrollable optic blasts slaughter everyone.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin’s son is going to Iraq after the Surge, because a Palin during the Surge would have been unfair.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin’s presence in the lower 48 means the Arctic ice cap can finally return.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is the “other” whom Yoda spoke about.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is allowed first dibs on Alaskan wolfpack kills.
Little Known Fact: The Arctic Circle runs through Alaska so the Sun can have some relief from Sarah Palin’s bright glare.
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