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Palin and particles.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin poses more danger of creating world-destroying black holes than the Large Hadron Collidor.

Palin and regrets.

Little known fact: Sarah Palin makes Andrew Sullivan regret some key life choices.

Payback Palin.

Little known fact: Sarah Palin got Tom Brady pregnant, and then left him.

Playoff Palin.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is the only woman who can make Tony Romo WIN a playoff.

Sarah Palin.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines.

Peking Palin.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin knows how old the Chinese gymnasts are.

X-Palin.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin wears glasses lest her uncontrollable optic blasts slaughter everyone.

Palins at war.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin’s son is going to Iraq after the Surge, because a Palin during the Surge would have been unfair.

Palin pack-ice.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin’s presence in the lower 48 means the Arctic ice cap can finally return.

Palin Padawan.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is the “other” whom Yoda spoke about.

Wolfpack Palin.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is allowed first dibs on Alaskan wolfpack kills.

Arctic Palin.

Little Known Fact: The Arctic Circle runs through Alaska so the Sun can have some relief from Sarah Palin’s bright glare.

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