This is a truly great day. Chuck Norris, the Man himself, has deigned to give an approving fist pump to us as chroniclers of the Little Known Facts about Sarah Palin. He cites his personal favorites as follows:
-Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth.
-Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt, because she can throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.
-And my favorite: Sarah Palin is courageous and tough enough to shave Chuck Norris’s beard - and face off against his third fist disguised as a chin.
In honor of Mr. Norris’s compliments, we have created a design at the newly launched Sarah Palin Facts Gear, where you can purchase t-shirts and other sundries, using one of his own Chuck Norris approved favorite facts.
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September 11, 2008 at 9:22 pm
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September 10, 2008 at 3:33 pm
scratch
In a 1993 exhibition game, Sarah Palin coached the Wasilla High School football team to victory over Mike Ditka and da Bears.
September 10, 2008 at 7:28 pm
AzShooter
Sarah Palin once won the Tour de France riding a tricycle
Sarah Palin once worked out her guns…Charleston Heston resigned as president of the NRA
Sarah Palin once played the Milwaukee Bucks and deer became an endangered species
Michael Jackson once met Sarah Palin and Michael immediately stopped liking little boys
Sarah Palin once shook hands with Eva Longoria and Eva immediately became gay
After watching Sarah Palin’s RNC speech, the Pope had to add an 8th deadly sin…..being a democrat
Each time Sarah Palin smiles, Barack Obama says …uh…well…uh….
September 11, 2008 at 10:30 am
crosswaysnet
Sarah Palin can put LIPSTICK on a PIG… and it looks like a DEMOCRAT.
September 11, 2008 at 10:50 pm
xpalidoshu
If you pull a gun on Sarah Palin, she can and will pry it from your cold, dead fingers.
September 15, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Alan K. Henderson
Sarah Palin uses her fingernails to skin a moose.
September 15, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Alan K. Henderson
Sarah Palin never banned any books from the Wasilla public library. If the library receives any books that she doesn’t like, they spontaneously combust.
September 16, 2008 at 8:52 pm
channaray
There is no global warming. The polar cap melts a bit every time Sarah Palin smiles.
September 18, 2008 at 5:30 pm
channaray
Sarah Palin taught whales how to sing,
and when she conducts them,
they can do four-part harmonies.
September 19, 2008 at 7:35 am
channaray
It is easy to prove Jesus wears a WWSPD? bracelet.
He loves little children, beat corrupt people with a whip,
and walked on water.