Little Known Sarah Palin Facts #2

We’ve found some more really interesting stuff about Sarah Palin.

  • Chuck Norris wishes he was Sarah Palin trapped in a man’s body.
  • Sarah Palin paid her way through school by hunting for yeti pelts with a slingshot.
  • Sarah Palin knows the location of DB Cooper’s body because she threw him from the plane.
  • The Northern Lights are really just the reflection from Sarah Palin’s eys.
  • The raw energy of Sarah Palin melts the Alaskan ice roads every spring.

We’re still digging.  If you find any Palin Facts of your own, throw ‘em in the comments.

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