The good news about a 24 hour news cycle is the little known facts keep coming in.
- We don’t know who would win in a Chuck Norris – Sarah Palin cage match because they’ve never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin.
- Alaska is the 49th state solely because they knew even before she was born that Sarah Palin would never finish last.
- Global Warming doesn’t kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does – usually with her bare hands.
- Three of Sarah Palin’s five kids came out sideways – she never flinched.
- Sarah Palin’s hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps.
- It’s not raining in DC. Those are God’s tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.
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