Little Known Sarah Palin Facts #1

With John McCain’s pick of Sarah Palin as the VP candidate, it’s important that we get to know a bit more about her.  Her are some little known facts about our next Vice President.

  • Sarah Palin used to wrestle kodiak bears in Alaskan bare knuckles fight clubs.
  • Sarah Palin once bagged a caribou by staring it down until it died.
  • Sarah Palin turned down a job as skipper of a Deadliest Catch boat because it wasn’t challenging enough
  • Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it’s in their interest to jump into the boat.
  • Sarah Palin once guided Santa’s sleigh through an Alaskan blizzard with the light from her smile.

We’re still doing research, and will let you know what else we find.

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AcademicElephant

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Dude. Sarah Palin IS Batman.

Batman only wishes he was as cool as Sarah Palin.

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Ben? Arbitration?

Sarah Palin strikes me as more of a Marvel Heroine than a DC one. They’re from two different worlds!!!

Each and every summer, Sarah Palin volunteers three weeks of her time serving as lifeguard out on the polar ice patches. To date, she has rescued 83 polar bears.

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The reason Putin decided to invade South Ossetia instead of Alaska?

Sarah Palin.

James Cameron’s inspiration for Sarah Connor?

Sarah Palin.

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