Here are some more of the best Little Known Facts from around the Twitterverse.
- @moveableHype - Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin
- @RichardMahoney - Sarah Palin’s image already appears on the newer nickels
- @JonBurg - Fox is starting a new reality show… when Sarah Palin Attacks
- @Rammi - Sarah Palin wants you to LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!
- @JonHenke - Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
- @lagonmorph13 - Sarah Palin as VP increases Depends sales among scatalogically frightened Democrats
- @RogHaak - Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin bout
- @arratik - When Sarah Palin attends ritual blood orgies, she always brings the most delicious ambrosia salad
- @robertgorell - To prep for her role as Tracy Flick in “Election,” Witherspoon spent the ‘98 seal clubbing season with Palin
- @jstueve - Ben Linus does Sarah Palin’s bidding
- @aefoley - Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?”
- @coreyclayton - Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience
- Also @coreyclayton - Sarah Palin can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves!
- @jtoeman - in the original version, He-Man had the power of Sarah Palin, but the writers felt this would make him way too powerful
- @mayjah - Sarah Palin can keep a Twitter meme going on and on like a rave kid on X.
- @KurtLuidhardt - Sarah Palin was not flown to Ohio in charter jet- she ran as part of morning workout.
- @johntabin - N. Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap
Bring you more later since this thing shows no signs of stopping…
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There is no “evolution” - only a list of creatures Sarah Palin allowed to exist.
August 31, 2008 at 8:11 pm
beezdotcom
Sarah Palin once glared at Bill Brassky - and he ran away like a little girl.
September 1, 2008 at 12:08 pm
dwntmpo
Sarah Palin once made Jack Bauer say Uncle.
September 1, 2008 at 12:44 pm
WordMarvin
Sarah Palin told Mother Nature to calm down and stop spoiling her party: Gustav immediately dropped to Cat 2
September 1, 2008 at 2:38 pm
UhClem
When Dick Cheney got the word, he SMILED.
September 1, 2008 at 3:26 pm
eroston
“Sarah Palin” is an anagram of “Pain seeks Iran.”
September 1, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Foxtrot35
After her election, Vice-President Sarah Palin plans on trading the State of Delaware, Senator Joe Biden and a first-round draft pick to Russia in exchange for (1) getting Wrangel Island back, (2) fishing rights in the Sea of Chukchi and (3) a promise from Vladimir Putin that Biden will be sent down to the Novosibirsk, Siberia, ice hockey farm team, ‘The Gulag’. Team nickname? “We’re the Lubyanka without the laughs”.
September 2, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Riggs
Sarah Palin was once bitten by a radioactive spider, giving the radioactive spider Sarah Palin powers.
Sarah Palin is not Lara Croft, The Terminator, or a Large Hadron Collider. She’s an Extra Large Hadron Collider with more determination than The Terminator. Who also happens to be hotter than Lara Croft.
Once a year, Sarah Palin puts on all black and a fedora and places a bottle of cognac and three red roses on Secretary of State William H. Seward’s grave.
September 3, 2008 at 2:36 am
Merovign
If Sarah Palin wanted you to leave Britney alone, you’d leave Britney alone.
September 3, 2008 at 2:02 pm
constitutionalism
More facts:
Sarah Palin warned Hurricane Gustav not to disturb her nomination and it faded in fear.
When Palin appears in St. Paul the aurorae accompany her as her honor guard.
Instead of protecting Sarah Palin, the Secret Service has asked her to protect them.
When Palin moves in to the Vice-President’s residence, her housepet will be a polar bear.
Her floatplane will be designated “Air Force Two”.
Palin’s Secret Service code name will be “barracuda”.
The debate wkith Biden will end with a duel using hockeysticks.
September 3, 2008 at 6:38 pm
DeTroyes
Little Known Fact: Full Jedi have begged to be Sarah Palin’s padawan.
September 3, 2008 at 6:42 pm
DeTroyes
Little Known Fact: The Borg avoid Earth because they’re afraid Sarah Palin will assimilate THEM.
Little Known Fact: Cthulu fears Sarah Palin.