Little known fact: Sarah Palin is on loan from the Justice League.

Little known fact: NFL teams may draft Sarah Palin, if they forfeit all their other players forever, to maintain league parity.

Little known fact: Sarah Palin killed Heath Ledger so he’d go out on a high note.

Little known fact: If placed into Schroedinger’s experiment, both Sarah Palins remain alive.

Little known fact: Sarah Palin placed fossils in the ground to test your faith.

Little known fact: Sarah Palin would have just had an Eagle drop the Ring into Mount Doom.

Little Known Fact: Iran’s nuclear program is a response to Sarah Palin.

The good news about a 24 hour news cycle is the little known facts keep coming in.

• We don’t know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they’ve never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin.
• Alaska is the 49th state solely because they knew even before she was born that Sarah Palin would never finish last.
• Global Warming doesn’t kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does - usually with her bare hands.
• Three of Sarah Palin’s five kids came out sideways - she never flinched.
• Sarah Palin’s hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps.
• It’s not raining in DC. Those are God’s tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.

We’ve found some more really interesting stuff about Sarah Palin.

• Chuck Norris wishes he was Sarah Palin trapped in a man’s body.
• Sarah Palin paid her way through school by hunting for yeti pelts with a slingshot.
• Sarah Palin knows the location of DB Cooper’s body because she threw him from the plane.
• The Northern Lights are really just the reflection from Sarah Palin’s eys.
• The raw energy of Sarah Palin melts the Alaskan ice roads every spring.

We’re still digging.  If you find any Palin Facts of your own, throw ‘em in the comments.

With John McCain’s pick of Sarah Palin as the VP candidate, it’s important that we get to know a bit more about her.  Her are some little known facts about our next Vice President.

• Sarah Palin used to wrestle kodiak bears in Alaskan bare knuckles fight clubs.
• Sarah Palin once bagged a caribou by staring it down until it died.
• Sarah Palin turned down a job as skipper of a Deadliest Catch boat because it wasn’t challenging enough
• Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it’s in their interest to jump into the boat.
• Sarah Palin once guided Santa’s sleigh through an Alaskan blizzard with the light from her smile.

We’re still doing research, and will let you know what else we find.

Little known fact: without her glasses, looking deep into Sarah Palin’s eyes will blind you with the beauty of the tundra sun.

Sarah Palin’s brain is three times the size of Joe Biden’s. It’s science.