Facts

In response to this:

Little Known Fact: Only an idiot would try to hide behind the name “anonymous” when they try to hack Sarah Palin’s computer. Sarah Palin knows exactly who you are, Donna Brazile.

In response to this news:

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin only said she bought a tanning bed - in reality, it was a reverse tanning bed, powering all tanning beds everywhere around the world with the smoldering sun-kissed light from within Sarah Palin.

Kazoolist joins in the fun:

Little known fact: without her glasses, looking deep into Sarah Palin’s eyes will blind you with the beauty of the tundra sun.